25 Tumblr Valentine's Day Cards That Won the Internet

Tumblr Bloggers Get Quirky and Creative for Valentine's Day

Every year just before Valentine's Day rolls around, the young folks of Tumblr start endlessly creating and reblogging the most ridiculous and hilarious V-Day cards. They're the Internet parody equivalent of the physical cards you can buy in stores that features all sorts of characters from popular movies, TV shows, music, cartoons and more.

They all have similar qualities, ranging from rectangular colored backgrounds and comic sans font, to poorly Photoshopped images and terrible puns or pick-up lines. They're fun to look at all year round, but they've been especially popular in January and February for the past several years. This year is no exception.

Take a look at some of the best ones below that have been shared and reblogged thousands of times on Tumblr. Some of the ones you find on Tumblr can be a bit vulgar and offensive, so I'll try to keep it as classy as I can with this particular list.

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1
'lets take things slow'

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Photo from 17bllshit.tumblr.com

Here's an Internet-themed card you'll see all over Tumblr, poking fun at Internet Explorer's slowness. Why rush into anything serious when you could just do what everyone's least favorite web browser does?

2
'is ur name wifi?'

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Photo from beaunicornalways.tumblr.com

Comparing your relationship to an Internet connection isn't exactly romantic, but it's at least something. This is a popular one that has been re-posted all over Tumblr.

3
'i crave u'

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Photo from fvckedaffliction.tumblr.com

A new one for 2015, this card is based off the strangely popular crave that mineral meme that went viral on Tumblr in December of 2014. The original post for this one has over 140,000 notes.

4
'u make me'

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Photo from teachmehowtoklunk.tumblr.com

Some of these Valentine cards get extremely literal. In this case, you literally have to make a cake from a box of cake mix. It has over 200,000 notes on Tumblr.

5
'I'd do you for the vine'

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Photo from abador2013.tumblr.com

"Do it for the vine" is a popular expression people use to get people to do something to entertain people on the six-second video app Vine. This card changes the wording a little obviously to make it more romantic.

6
'r u flappy bird?'

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Photo from edwin-vizcaino.tumblr.com

Flappy Bird was the best and worst mobile game go to viral. In this case, the "tapping" isn't on your smartphone screen -- it's on your Valentine.

7
'is your name tumblr???'

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Photo from snakesaretailswithheads.tumblr.com

For a lot of Tumblr bloggers, the platform is completely addictive and many end up spending hours on it. This Tumblr-themed V-Day card explains it all.

8
'can i get a pizza yo heart'

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Photo from lttlelion.tumblr.com

The creators of these Tumblr Valentine cards are crazy about puns, even if they're stupidly simple. And pizza. Almost anything that has pizza in automatically a winner.

9
'do u live in a corn field'

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Photo from 0mgfabulous.tumblr.com

Here's a good one that blatantly states that some Internet stalking is going on between the card giver and recipient. What better way than to say it with corn?

10
'come bach my love'

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Photo from lifeoflesley.tumblr.com

Some of these Tumblr card creators live for the puns. Here's one of famous composer Johann Sebastian Bach using his own name to beckon his love interest, or something. 

11
'Everyone sucks.'

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Photo from this-is-a-dark-paradise.tumblr.com

Grumpy Cat knows how to look on the bad side of everything, but even during one of the most hated non-holidays of the year, she can still find a way to offer a small compliment in the meanest way ever.

12
'let me steal ur heart'

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Photo from pacific-oceane.tumblr.com

"Let me steal your heart" is one of the oldest lines in the book, but when it's paired with an image of a masked bank robber, it brings a whole new meaning to it.

13
'i've loved you for a oolong time'

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Photo from 0mgfabulous.tumblr.com

Back to the good ol' puns. And some tea. How romantic can a cup of oolong tea get? Very romantic, obviously.

14
'i long for ur bottom'

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Photo from hellhounds.co.vu

Neville Longbottom is a character from Harry Potter, one of the biggest fandoms on Tumblr and online everywhere. With a ridiculous surname like that, it's hard not to make a joke out of it.

15
'you make my heart beat to a symphony'

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Photo from musik-ist--leben.tumblr.com

There are a lot of "D" jokes on Tumblr. This V-Day card just kind of hints at it subtly by referring to it as a music key. Of course that smirk on Mozart's face suggests something else.

16
'lets hook up'

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Photo from ferns.tk

Well, this is truly as literal as it gets. An actual fishing hook, implying you want to "hook up." Haha. Get it?

17
'sorry i can't stop chicken u out'

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Photo from kylesterno.tumblr.com

It's amazing how the people of Tumblr can take the most unromantic images and completely transform them into something so corny. Chickens included.

18
'Are your eyes IKEA?'

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Photo from kinnmonferholic.tumblr.com

A couple years ago, the IKEA monkey stole the hearts of Internet users everywhere. Even memes can become a part of other memes, like these Valentine cards.

19
'urinal my thoughts'

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Photo from cravinq-sn0w.tumblr.com

Just when you thought you'd seen enough randomly unromantic things placed on these cards, here's one of an actual urinal. The pun is pretty clever though, so it's hard to hate this one.

20
'ur awesum'

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Photo from cascanbemypizzaman.tumblr.com
Doge was a meme that was expected to die out pretty fast after it reached its peak over a year ago, but you can still find it all over the Internet. It's still pretty funny and works well with these Valentine cards.

21
'wanna frickle frackle?'

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Photo from thefaultinourvictors.tumblr.com

Emoji are everywhere, and now they're even on your V-Day cards. The creepy facial expression of the black moon emoji for iOS works perfectly for this type of situation.

22
'r u a beaver cuz dam'

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Photo from funnyvalentinesdaycards.tumblr.com

And we're back to the puns. This one includes actually includes a pun, a pick-up line and something literal, all rolled into one -- still by keeping it super simple. Now that's kind of impressive.

23
'i'd mount and dew you'

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Photo from funnyvalentinesdaycards.tumblr.com

No, Mountain Dew didn't come up with this brilliant pun and Valentine meme on its own for its branding strategy. Oh well. It's still free advertising form them on Tumblr.

24
'i wanna get illumi-naughty with you'

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Photo from niiikkkkkiiiiiii.tumblr.com

The Internet has a somewhat of a strange obsession with the Illuminati, as a meme. It only makes sense that it would work its way into this Valentine card trend.

25
'vincent van gogh out with me'

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Tumblr Valentine's Day Card. Photo from niiikkkkkiiiiiii.tumblr.com

How do you ask someone to go out with you? On Tumblr, you clearly try to impress them with your extensive knowledge of post-impressionist painters and work the question in it somehow.