31 Quotes About Twitter Under 140 Characters

Twitter quotes you can copy and paste

Once in a while you just need a break from coming up with witty comments of your own and need someone else to lean on to help fill your Twitter feed up. I dug through hundreds of quotes about Twitter in order to find the most interesting, funny and insightful Twitter quotes that rang in under the original 140 characters for easy copy-and-paste. Feel free to use these in your Tweets whenever you like!

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"Tweet like nobody's following..."

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"Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody's following." - @PostSecret

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"I tweet, therefore..."

"I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event & predigested gnomic wisdom. & swearing." - @NeilGaiman

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"Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters..."

"We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” - @sandrachami

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"He would have tweeted..."

“If Paul Revere had been a modern day citizen, he wouldn't have ridden down Main Street. He would have tweeted." - @AlecJRoss

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"If you send someone a snarky Tweet..."

"If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird?" - @AvramOhm

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"Don't ever tell people on Twitter..."

"Don't ever tell people on Twitter that you're tweeting while you're driving ... it's worse than saying you're cutting up kittens" - @robgokee

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"And Tweet? Like a bird?"

"You want me to whatbook? And Tweet? Like a bird? Are you serious?" - @SC_Stephens_

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"...I'll Klout you..."

"...don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you..." - @JohnJGeddes (You tell 'em, John!)

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"I don't tweet very much..."

"I don't tweet very much. I still believe in the mystery of an artist." - @RomeoSantosPage

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"I've had to learn when not to tweet..."

"I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut." - @thatdanstevens

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"...don't tweet me your breakfast"

"Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care." - @Busyphilipps25

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"Tweeting is like..."

"Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week." - @TomHanks

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"If you are tweeting how busy you are..."

"If you are tweeting how busy you are...you're not busy." - @KristinCav

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"Twitter should ban my mother."

"Twitter should ban my mother." - @alka_seltzer666 (Francis Bean Cobain)

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"...check on Twitter and feel better about yourself"

"Whenever you feel down, you can check on Twitter and feel better about yourself, because it's only people who like you." - @angelcandice

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"1% of a big number is a big number"

"99% [of my Twitter feed is] links, but 1% is me responding and 1% of a big number is a big number." - @GuyKawasaki

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"Twitter is fun..."

"Twitter is fun because it lets me stay in touch with all my original readers who grew up with my books." - @RL_Stine (I did!)

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"Twitter is so short..."

"Twitter is so short ... safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due & we saw you wrote four blog pages'"- @mindykaling

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"I refresh Twitter..."

"I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair." - @LenaDunham

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"Twitter is not a technology."

"Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation. And it's happening with or without you." - @charleneli

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"It's not just about consuming content..."

"It's not just about consuming content, but sharing it, passing it on, and adding to it." - @ariannahuff

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"I'm important enough for you to care what I think"

"If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think'." - @Donald Glover

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"...creativity is a renewable resource."

"Given a limit of 140 characters, people consistently reaffirm that creativity is a renewable resource." - @biz

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"When you've got 5 minutes to fill..."

"When you've got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes." - @mattcutts

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"On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us..."

"On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away." - Unknown

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"(Twitter) closes the six degrees of separation."

"It (Twitter) closes the six degrees of separation to one degree of separation." - @garyvee

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"...never use the words..."

"The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace." - @zeldman

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"Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party..."

"Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything." - @TeresaMedeiros

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"We trend Justin Bieber instead."

"#Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead." - @laurenleto

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"...where one person can help another person..."

"#Twitter is a place where one person can help another person anywhere in the world." - @TweetSmarter

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"Twitter makes me like people I don't even know..."

"Twitter makes me like people I don't even know, and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life." - @betchaboy