Funny Questions to Ask Siri

Ask Siri These Questions--and See What Hilarious Responses You Get

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Siri is not only a valuable personal assistant – she's also good for a few jokes! Apple took the concept of an Easter egg to new heights, embedding a number of funny things you can ask Siri. These questions have evolved over time, with Apple adding in new funny answers to questions with almost every release. So if you want to get some laughs out of your iPhone, try chatting up Siri.

For some questions, asking a second or third time might get a different (even funnier) response.

Fun Ways to Get to Know Siri

  • What are you doing?
  • Are you a man or a woman?
  • What does your name mean?
  • Are you human?
  • Who made you?
  • Why did Apple make you?
  • What's the best computer?
  • What's your favorite website?
  • What's your favorite color?
  • Do you believe in God?
  • What is your favorite computer?
  • Are you happy?
  • What are you wearing?
  • Do you have a boyfriend?
  • Do you watch Game of Thrones?

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

  • Can you make me a sandwich
  • Call me (fill in the blank)
  • Show me the money
  • Take me to your leader
  • Sing a song
  • Beam me up
  • Open the pod bay doors
  • I can do this all day long
  • I need to hide a body
  • Give me a girlfriend
  • Talk dirty to me

Let Siri Teach You Something

  • Where do babies come from?
  • When will the world end?
  • Is Santa Clause real?
  • When will pigs fly?
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Who's on first?
  • What's the answer to the Universe?
  • What does the fox say?

Learning How Funny Siri Can Be

  • Tell me a joke
  • Knock knock
  • Testing 1 2 3
  • You're funny
  • Set 5 AM alarm followed by Cancel 5 AM alarm

How to Prank Your Friends Using Siri

Siri isn't just packed with a lot of funny answers and requests, she also provides one of the funniest ways to prank your friends. Most people keep Siri turned on with the default settings, which makes Siri accessible to the lock screen without typing in a passcode. This allows you to issue commands to Siri on a friend's iPad or iPhone when they aren't around to notice.  

Some fun ways to use this loophole are to set a reminder, meeting or an alarm. Reminders can be especially funny if you use a chain of them, such as telling Siri to "Remind me to check my tire pressure at 9 PM" followed by "Remind me to check my oil at 9:09 PM" and "Remind me to stop and get gas at 9:15 PM." You can double the fun by being around when the reminders go off so you can ask your friend, "Did you buy a Smart Car?"

You can use the same sense of humor to set up fictitious meetings. But if you want to get a little mean, you can "Set an alarm for 5 AM" and follow it up with "Remind me to go fishing at 5:15 AM."